Protect your virgin spirit from the retched death that roams the earth one night a year by getting LEGIT LIT AF at SLIME PARTY 2.0.
We’re gonna like…play some old school JAY Z n then slow it down with some partynextdoor. Then we’re going to have you grinding up on the sweaty walls with R.Kelly tunes, n before you know it we got you yelling “BLUE C-NOTE!” And trippin over your batman cape cause you wiling out. You lost control. You need to calm down.
Yes, the bar will be set on fire from time to time. Yes, she looked hotter in her Pablo Escobar costume. Yes, there will be Pokemon at this event. No, you cannot catch these pokemon. You need to POKESTOP your ass from embarrassing me by getting kicked out for trying to catch a JYNKX at this party. That’t not a JYNKX. That’s my friend. Her name is Claire.
Wear a costume cause if you don’t you pay $20 and LAWD KNOWS I don’t care who you know.
MUSIC: 2000’s HIP HOP & R&B by DJ ASEY
LOCATION: COLLEGE STREET BAR
COVER: $10 WITH COSTUME, $20 WITHOUT COSTUME
10 PM – 2 AM
*And don’t be rolling up in here like a conceptual genius and go as ‘yourself’ for Halloween. Don’t. No one in the history of Halloween parties has every turned to this friend and pondered “Hmm. He looks no different than normal, yet he is in costume; the costume and he are one and the same! So elegant, so simple, and yet, so unfathomably complex. Where does the costume and the man begin? Is he able to take it off? The dedication, I have never witnessed such a man, such honor.” No. You played yourself fool. You played yourself.*