Hey Suicide Squad, F*ck You.
Imagine you lived in a city that had the longest street in the world. This street was super busy at all times. Constant traffic no matter what time of day. Shops and tourist attractions on both sides, with some parts looking like a scene off of Boys n the Hood, and some parts looking as grand as the streets of the Great Gatsby. Look up! It’s a light storm! Advertisements upon advertisements. It’s striking and nauseating at the same time. Imagine all types of characters strolling around on this street. All types of F*ckery happening. Cops riding horses in the middle of the street, who will shit at any moment. People preaching about God. Artists using chalk to replicate the magic of the galaxies above us on the very ground you walk on. Spider man riding around on a skateboard and throwing white thread around at random street lights. A man who yells ‘Believe!’ every time you walk by. Random black men dressed up in suits shoving booklets filled with black history in your face. Students walking around wondering why the hell they chose Never Never Land as a University to begin with. And finally, tourist, blown away by it all, phones up, say cheese!!!
Imagine living in this city. Imagine putting up with the tourism attractions, festivals upon festivals, and at one point you learn to love it, become it, breath it, live it. On a regular basis. Magical isn't it?
Imagine one of the busiest streets in Canada gets shut down for …a movie…....for...….free.
CREW: “Don’t Lean on to the street!!!”
CREW: “Stay back, PEOPLE DO NOT CROSS THE STREET!”
CREW: “ALRIGHT LET’S GO LET’S GO HURRY UP PEOPLE!”
CREW: “PHONES DOWN!!!!!! NO PHOTOS ALLOWED OMG!”
Random TORONTO Cop. “ALRIGHT CROSS THE STREET MAKE IT FAST MAKE IT FAST LETS GO”
B*tch…who the hell do you think you are talking to like that??? The only reason you are here is because you NEED US! We don’t need you, suicide squad. Are you serious? Being rude to the homeless who live on Yonge street? Are you serious?? You come into our city and you and your employed-but-unemployed-looking-ass-crew thinks they have the right to YELL at people who live here because they are curious as to what the f*ck is going on in their city? Or cross the street for that matter? Where is your decency? F*ck you and your movie.